i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Stop whatever this is 2014
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating